how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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