Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
