we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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