with your own penis?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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