You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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