I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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