the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
