I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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