Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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