yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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