Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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