the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I forget how to act sober
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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