Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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