Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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