i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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