It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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