How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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