windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
ttyl tear gas
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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