Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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