Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
