: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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