So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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