Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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