spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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