are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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