This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
