a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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