Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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