scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
