Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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