If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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