But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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