i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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