What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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