I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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