he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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