I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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