That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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