Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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