Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
where am i from again
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
