I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Enjoy the penises
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