I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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