So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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