maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
