Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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