My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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