new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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