is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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