What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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