3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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